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FUNKY PALOMA FUNKY FAVE
1150Distillador Blanca Tequila with Homemade Grapefruit & Holy Basil Cordial for a Glass of Zesty Freshness
PORNSTAR MARTINI
1100Passion Fruit & Smooth Vanilla Vodka with a Side of Prosecco - Naughty!
PASSION FRUIT MOJITO
1100A Refreshing Classic with Bacardi Rum, Fresh Passion Fruit, Fresh Mint & Soda Water
LEMONGRASS #1
1250Aromatic Lemongrass & Ginger Soda Lengthened with Lime & Ketel One Vodka
APEROL SPRITZ
1400Aperol & Actual Prosecco with Soda Water The Classic 3,2,1 serve
ELECTRIC ICE TEA
1200A Good Shock to the System - Basically a Long Island Iced Tea but it’s Blue!
ESPRESSO MARTINI
1100A Rich Homemade Coffee Liqueur & Vodka THIS... is Your Wake Up Call!
WATERMELON MARGARITA
1150Fresh Watermelon & Rosemary bringing the Summertime Margarita Vibes
STRAWBERRY & GUAVA SLUSHIE
1000Guava Juice, Strawberry & L ime Cordial Summertime in a Coconut Shell! Your Choice of Distallador, Stoli or K.O. Gin
THE FUNKY FLAMINGO
1100Distillador Blanca, Coconut, Pineapple, Cape Gooseberry & Bourganvillea - Flocking Awesome!
RASPBERRY BLUSH
1100Sweet & Sharp Homemade Raspberry Cordial with a K.O. Classic Gin Base
HALF TIME
1100Jim Beam Bourbon, Tangerine Juice & Lime Leaf Chilled, Sparkling & Refreshing
JIBBA-JABA FUNKY FAVE
1100Homemade Jaba Juice, Fresh Mint, Pineapple & Stoli Vodka. Party Starter!
SMOKED NEGRONI
1100Bittersweet Campari, K.O.Classic Gin, & Vermouth Smoked with Apple Wood Chips
WHISKEY SOUR
1100Jim Beam Bourbon, Lemon & Angostura Vegan Foamer, Bitters - Smooth & Sour
FRESH MOSCOW MULE
1000Stoli Vodka, Fresh Ginger & L ime Juice Homemade Fizzy-Pop
CHILLI MANGO MARGARITA
1150A Spicy, Fruity Fiesta of a Margarita Twist with Mango & Fresh Chilli
SLUSHIE OF THE DAY
1000Round & Round She Goes! Frequently Changing Flavour Combos! Your Choice of Distallador, Stoli or K.O. Gin
TOP SHELF
STRAWBERRY MILK PUNCH
1300Fresh Strawberries, Ketel One, Tanqueray TEN, Aperol, Vanilla, Milk Clarification. Sooo Smooth!
HIBISCUS GINGER
MEZCALITA FUNKY FAVE
1500 Margarita’s Smokey Sister, Convite Mezcal with a Rich Hibiscus & Ginger Cordial
PILIPILI HOHO
1600Convite Mezcal, Bell Pepper, Chilli, Guava- Tamarind-Passion Cordial. Fresh, Smokey & Spicy
EL DORADO
1700Casamigos Reposado Tequila, Tio Pepe Dry Sherry Honey, Pineapple-Basil Oil - All that Glitters...
HOOCHY BOOCHY
1740Ron Zacapa 23yo, Hibiscus Kombucha Cordial, Lime & Homemade Pineapple Soda
NGOWE MARTINI
1580Procera Blue Dot Premium Kenyan Gin, Tio Pepe Mango Oleo. Dry, Sophisticated & Gently Fruity
LIGHT BITES & SHARERS
MINI NACHOS (V/GF)
940Arrowroot Chips served with Guacamole, Tomato Salsa,
lime Yoghurt & Jalapeños.
HONEY BBQ WINGS(GF)
940Lightly Spicy, Rich & Sticky, Honey BBQ Chicken Wings.
CRISPY SQUID Funky Fave
1180Crispy Coated Squid with Salt, Pepper & Bullet Chilli
served with Lemon Aioli .
CHEESY CHILLI PRAWNS
1480Shelled Queen Prawns in a Hot Cheesy Chilli Crème
Fraiche served with GG’s sourdough
CORN RIBLETS
800Baked Strips of Corn on the Cob Charred & Coated with Spices.
MEXICAN MISHKAKI
1260Grilled Beef Fillet Skewers with Mexican Spice Rub & Fresh Lemon
TUNA PASSION CEVICHE
1000Tuna Cubes with Avocado Puree, Passion Tiger’s Milk, Mango, Raddish, Chilli, Edible Flowers & Basil-Pinapple Oil
AHI TUNA TOSTADAS
1000Seared, Sesame-Crusted Ahi Tuna with Avocado, L ime & Cilantro on Crispy Tostada
VEG TAQUITOS
1000Rolled & Toasted Taco Shells Filled with Refried Beans, Chef’s Pickles, Sweetcorn & Cheese with Red Pepper Relish Dip
GUAC & CHIPS
800Traditional Mexican Guacamole served with Arrow Root Chips
BEEFY DIPPERS
1000Slow-Cooked Beef & Bechamel Croquetas with a Rich Beef Jus Dip
GAMBAS PIL PIL
1420Shelled Queen Prawns Sautéed in Garlic & Bubbling Chilli Oil served with Dipping Bread
MINI FETA SAMOSAS
1100Feta & Coriander Samosas (5) Drizzled with Honey & Sesame Seeds
TROPICAL TUNA CARPACCIO
1000Fine-Sliced Tuna Dressed with Diced Mango Cucumber, Chilli & BasilPineapple Oil
CHICKEN MISHKAKI
1100Honey- Lime Spiced Chicken Thigh Skewers with Mango Salad
SNAPPER SUMMER CEVICHE
1000Citrus Cured Red Snapper Slices with Red & Green Peppers, Rocket, Cilantro, Chilli & Stick Fries
SLOW-BEEF TOSTADAS FUNKY FAVE
1000Slow-Cooked Pulled Beef with Mango Salad & Pickled Red Onion on a Crispy Tostada
MEAT TAQUITOS
1000Rolled & Toasted Taco Shells Filled with Slow-Cooked Beef, Sweetcorn Salsa & Cheese with Smoked Paprika Aioli Dip
TACOS / BURRITOS
CHEEKY PRAWN TACOS
1520Spicy Pan-Fried Shrimp Atop Crunchy Coleslaw & topped with Wasabi Mayo
STEAK OUT TACOS
1620Beef Fillet Strips Sauteed with Mexican Spice Mix with Pineapple Kachumbari
CLUCK NORRIS TACOS
1320Honey-Glazed Chicken Thigh with Avocado Salsa, Drizzled with Honey Mustard Sauce
SPICY FISH TACOS FUNKY FAVE
1360Pan-Fried Red Snapper Bites with House Slaw, Jalapenos & Lemon Aioli
BODACIOUS BEAN TACOS
1280Avocado Puree, Mixed Cilantro-L ime Bean
BURGERS
FUNKY'S SIGNATURE
1680Double Beef Smash Patties with Smoked Bacon, Cheese, Jalapeños & Dijonnaise
THE MAC ATTACK
1680Two Patties Smashed with Caramelised Onion, Melted Cheese, Gherkins American Mustard & Ketchup
CARIBBEAN KUKU
1680Spicy Jamaican Jerked Chicken Thigh with Grilled Pineapple, Crunchy House Slaw, Corriander & Cooling Lime Yoghurt
CHORIPAN CIABATTA
1680Argentinian-Style Griddled Pork Chorizo Slices with Chimmichuri & Red Pepper Relish in a L ightly Toasted Ciabatta with Stick Fries
SALADS
Add Chicken – 400 Add Feta 400
CILANTRO-LIME BEAN SALAD
980Mixed Red, Black & Butter Beans, Diced Cucmber, Sun-Dried Tomato & Red On
OCTOPUS POTATO SALAD
1420Marinaded Octopus with New Potatoes Black Olives, Red Onion, Parsley, Red, Black & White Beans & Cumin Vinagerette
TROPICAL MANGO SALAD
1000A Meldley of Julienne Mango Peppers, Carrot, Red & White Cabbage
MAINS
SESAME-CHILLI-LIME TUNA
1520Seared Sesame-Crusted Yellowfin Tuna served with Tropical Rice & Tajin Dusted Cucumber Ribbons
JERK CHICKEN BOWL
1580Jamaican Jerk Marinated Grilled Chicken Thigh served with Charred Chilli-Pineapple Chunks, Black Beans & Rice
WHOLE GRILLED FISH FUNKY FAVE
1780Whole Grilled Red Snapper Dressed with Roasted Garlic, Ginger, Soy & Chilli served with Coconut Rice
PAN-FRIED SNAPPER
1620Pan-Fried Red Snapper served with a Mango, Red Pepper & Cucumber Salsa with Basil-Pineapple Oil & White Rice
STEAK W/ CHIMICHURRI
1880an-Fried Beef Fillet Steak Sliced & topped with a Bright Chimichurri Sauce served with House Fries & Salad
CAJUN PRAWN LINGUINE
1740Sautéed Prawns in a Cajun Spiced L ight Creamy Sauce Tossed through Linguine Pasta
TRADITIONAL FISH & CHIPS
1680British-Style L ightly Battered Red Snapper served with Chunky Chips Pea Puree & Tartar Sauce
CHICKEN SCHNITZEL
1540Breadcrumbed Chicken Breast with a Creamy Mushroom Sauce served with New Potatoes & Salad
BBQ SPARE RIBS FUNKY FAVE
2000Slow-Cooked Pork Spare Ribs, Coated in a Rich BBQ Sauce served with House Fries & Pineapple Kachumbari
CHICKEN SKEWERS
1540Honey- Lime Marinated, Grilled Mexican Chicken Skewers served with House Fries & Mango Salad
SWAHILI CURRY
1450CHKN1500VG 1380
Traditional Swahili Curry served with Basmati Rice & Kachumbari with your choice oF Chicken, Snapper, Veggie
KIDS
menu only available for children under 12 yrs
BEEF BURGER & FRIES
600Kids-size Beef Burger & Fries
KIDS GUAC & CHIPS
450Guacamole & Arrowroot Chips
TACOS
500Diced Pan-Fried Chicken with Cheese & Sweetcorn
CHICKEN BITES
760Breaded Chicken Bites with Fries & Baked Beans
SAUSAGE & FRIES
540Pork Sausage & House Fries
DESSERTS
ICE CREAM
300Vanilla / Chocolate
DELIA'S ICE CREAMS
& SORBETS
350 Toffee-Almond Crunch / Tropical Coconut (Non Dairy) / Raspberry Sorbet
FUNKY CHURROS FUNKY FAVE
680Classic Churros Dressed with Cinnamon Sugar, Dark Chocolate & Pistacchio Drizzle
TROPICAL SMASHED
PAVLOVA
680 Smashed Meringue pieces with Fresh Diced Mango, Chantilly Cream & Passion Fruit
CINNAMON ROLL
460GG’s Cinnamon Roll Pastry Warmed & topped with a Rich Butter Cream Sauce
WATERMELON GRANITA
600Frozen Watermelon Infused with Passion Fruit Topped with Lime Zest, Local Honey and Tajin
RASPBERRY CHOCOLATE
CHEESEE CAKE
680 Smooth Rich White Chocolate & Raspberry Cheesecake with a Buttery Biscuit Base & Raspberry Coulis
BROWNIE & ICE CREAM
680Chocolate Brownie served warm with Vanilla Ice Cream
DESSERT COCKTAILS
SMOKED NEGRONI
1100K.O. Classic, Martini Rosso & Campari Smoked with Fruit Wood Chips
ESPRESSO MARTINI
1100Ricotta, goat cheese, beetroot and datterini.
HIBISCUS GINGER MEZCALITA
1500Mezcal Hibiscus & Ginger Cordial
EL DORADO
1700Casamigos Reposado, Tio Pepe, Honey, Basil-Pineapple Oil
RASPBERRY BLUSH
1100K.O. Classic Gin, Triple Sec, Raspberry Gomme, Lemon Juice & Sprite
KIDS
ICE CREAM
300Vanilla or Chocolate with Chocolate or Sprinkles
KIDS CHOCOLATE BROWNIE & ICE CREAM
470MOCKTAILS & SODAS
PINEAPPLE SODA
500Homemade Pineapple Soda So Fresh Right Now!
SKINNY MINI
500Fresh Ginger Juice, Lime & Soda Water
PINNEAPPLE EXPRESS
500Pineapple, Passion Fruit, Orange Lime, Mint, Basil & Cucumber
LEMONGRASS FIZZ
500Lemongrass & Ginger Cordial Lengthened with Soda Water
TROPIC THUNDER
500Guava, Passion Fruit & Watermelon
RASPBERRY SWIZZLE
500Homemade Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice Topped with Sprite
