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SANDWICHES & WRAPS
SERVED WITH FRIES
FUNKY DOUBLE-DECK CLUB
1480Chicken, Melted Mozzarella & Fresh Pesto with Crispy Bacon, Aioli, Rocket & Tomato on Seeded Bread
PHILLY STEAK
1360Sliced Beef Fillet with Melted Cheese Sautéed Red Onion & Dijonnaise in a Bun
CHICKEN SOUVLAKI WRAP
1280Grilled Lemon & Garlic Marinated Chicken served in a Wrap with Tzatziki, Salad & Greek Style Lemon-Oregano Fries
PESTO MOZZARELLA (V)
1180Sourdough Bread with Fresh Pesto Melted Mozzarella, Tomato & Rocket
TACOS & BURRITOS
SERVED WITH FRIES
VEGAN BURRITO (VG)
1190Grilled Zucchini Ribbons, Charred Sweetcorn Salsa, Refried Beans & Avocado in a Wrap with Salad
POCO LOCO TACOS (V)
1190Sautéed Wild Mushrooms with Refied Beans, Soft Leaf Lettuce & Poblano Sauce
CHEEKY PRAWN TACOS
1320Spicy Pan-Fried Shrimp Loaded with L ightly Dressed Coleslaw topped with Wasabi Mayo
MEAT FIESTA BURRITO
1360Beef Chilli, Refried Beans, Avocado Chopped Bacon, Sweetcorn Salsa Jalapeños & Cheese in a Wrap with Salad
PORKY PIG TACOS
1280Slow-Cooked Pork, Charred Sweetcorn Salsa, with Spicy Cilantro Sour Cream
CLUCK NORRIS TACOS
1280Honey-Glazed Chicken Thigh with Avocado Salsa, Soft Leaf Lettuce & Drizzled with Honey Mustard Sauce
STARTERS & SHARERS
MINI FETA SAMOSAS (V)
880Feta & Coriander Samosas (5) Drizzled with Honey & Sesame Seeds
MINI NACHOS (V/GF)
640Nachos served with Guacamole Salsa, L ime Yoghurt & Jalapeños
CRISPY SQUID
920Crispy Coated Squid with Salt, Pepper & Bullet Chilli served with Lemon-Aioli
CHEESY CHILLI PRAWNS
1260Queen Prawns in a Cheesy Chilli Crème Fraîche served with Bread
FISH CAKES
960A Trio of Homemade Fishcakes served with Chilli-Pineapple Salsa & Sweet Chilli Dipping Sauce
BAKED CAMEMBERT (V)
1550Baked Camembert Cheese topped with Apricot Jam & Toasted Seeds served with Bread
CHICKEN SATAY STICKS
920Thai Style Marinated Chicken Skewers Grilled & served with a L ightly Spicy Peanut Satay Dipping Sauce
PITA & HUMMUS
500Roasted Red Pepper Hummus served with Pita Bread
POPCORN CHICKEN
890Crispy Coated Chicken Bites with Spiced Cumin Ketchup Dip
GAMBAS PIL PIL
1180Shelled Queen Prawns Sautéed in Garlic & Chilli Oil served with Dipping Bread
TUNA CARPACCIO (GF)
900Thinly Sliced Tuna Fillet topped with Diced Capers, Rocket & Citrus Zest
COCONUT TUNA
1000Tuna Fillet Coated in Panko & Desiccated Coconut, Seared, Sliced & served with Wasabi Mayo
CHICKEN WINGS
860Chicken Wings Seasoned with a Spiced Dry Rub & served with Garlic- L ime Yoghurt Dipping Sauce
SWEET & SPICY PORK STICKS
920Pork Loin Marinated with Kenyan-Made Gochujang Sweet & Spicy Miso, Grilled & Drizzled with Wasabi Mayo
BURGERS & HOTDOGS
SERVED WITH FRIES
FUNKY'S SIGNATURE
1280Homemade Beef Patty with Smk'd Bacon & Cheese, Jalapeños & Dijonnaise Sauce
DOUBLE UP!
1150Two Homemade Beef Patties layered with Melted Cheese with Lettuce & Funky's Burger Sauce
GETTIN' PIGGY WITH IT
1280Slow-Cooked Pork with BBQ sauce Pickles & Spicy Cilantro sauce with lightly dressed Coleslaw
HOT DIGGITY DOG
1280Kaisekrainer - Pork & Cheese Sausage with Sautéed Onions & Mixed Peppers & Dijonnaise sauce
SMOKY BANDIT
1280Homemade Beef Patty with Gherkins Onion Rings, Cheese & Smoky BBQ Sauce
RAGIN' CAJUN
1280Cajun Spiced Chicken Thigh with Red Cabbage & Carrot Coleslaw, Spicy Cilantro Sour Cream & Jalapeños
THE V-GASM (V)
1160Three Bean Patty, Sautéed Wild Mushrooms, American Cheddar & Funky's Burger Sauce
CHILLI DOG
1280Kaisekrainer - Pork & Cheese Sausage topped with a Rich Beef Chilli & Drizzled with Lime Yoghurt
SALADS
CHICKEN CAESAR
1250Succulent Chicken, Smoked Bacon Croutons & Lettuce tossed through a Caesar Dressing
TUNA 'NIÇOISE' SALAD
1350Seared Tuna on a Bed of Mixed Leaves Tomato, Red Onion, French Beans New Potato & Soft Boiled Egg
SALAD DE CHÈVRE CHAUD (V)
1440Toasted Baguette topped with Warmed Goats Cheese on a Bed of Mixed Salad
DIANI GARDEN SALAD (VG)
900Mango, Avocado Charred Sweetcorn, Shredded Red Cabbage & Carrot, Radish Mixed Peppers & Cucumber Ribbons with a Cumin Vinaigrette
MAINS
PAN-FRIED SNAPPER (GF)
1390Pan-Fried Red Snapper served with a Mango Salsa & Rice
STEAK w/ CHIMICHURRI (GF)
1560Pan-Fried Fillet Steak Sliced & topped with Chimichurri Sauce served with Fries & Salad
WILD MUSHROOM LINGUINE W/ PARMESAN (V)
1420Medley of Sautéed Wild Mushrooms Mixed with a Creamy-Parmesan Sauce Tossed through Linguine & Garnished with Red Onion & Rocket
CHICKEN ESCALOPE
1390Breadcrumbed Chicken Breast with a Creamy Mushroom Sauce served w/ New Potatoes & Salad
AHI TUNA (GF)
1360Seared Ahi Tuna served with Chilli- L ime Cucumber Ribbons & Rice
GARLIC PRAWNS (GF)
2150Shell on King Prawns steamed in White Wine and Garlic Butter served with Fries & Salad
TRADITIONAL FISH & CHUNKY CHIPS
1350L ightly Battered Snapper served with Chunky Chips, Pea Puree & Tartar Sauce
PRAWN LINGUINE
1620Queen Prawns sautéed with White Wine, Cream & Parmesan Tossed through Linguine Pasta & Cherry Tomatoes
SURF 'N' TURF (GF)
3540Pan-fried Fillet Steak & Prawns with Garlic Butter served with New Potatoes French Beans & Salad
GRILLED CHICKEN
1300Marinated & Grilled Chicken Thighs Skewers served with Fries & Salad
SWAHILI CURRY (GF)
SNAPPER - 1390 / CHICKEN - 1350 / VEGGIE (VG) - 1300A Coastal Classic! Traditional Swahili Curry served with Basmati Rice & Kachumbari with either:
SIDES
FRIES
350NEW POTATOES
350RICE
300SIDE SALAD
300COLESLAW
300FRENCH BEANS-
200MASALA FRIES
400DESSERTS
ICE CREAM
240Vanilla / Toffee-Almond Crunch / Strawberry / Mint Chocolate Chip Tropical Coconut (ND) / Lemon Sorbet / Raspberry Sorbet
LEMON POSSET
650Sharp & Sweet Lemon Posset with a Raspberry Brittle
MANGO & PASSION FRUIT ETON MESS
650Broken Pieces of Meringue with Chunks of Mango, Chantilly Cream & Passion Fruit
HOT FUDGE SUNDAE
9003 Scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Brownie Pieces & Hot Fudge Sauce topped with Chantilly Cream
BROWNIE & ICE CREAM
680Warmed Chocolate Brownie with Vanilla Ice Cream
RASPBERRY & WHITE CHOCOLATE
CHEESECAKE
680 Smooth White Chocolate & Raspberry Cheesecake with a Buttery Biscuit Base
CINNAMON ROLL
320Homemade Cinnamon Roll Pastry Warmed & topped with a Rich Butter Cream Sauce
COFFEE
Americano
250Cappucino
250Latte
280Espresso | Dbl Espresso
220 | 250Hot Chocolate
300Tea
250Add Oat Milk
100KIDS
BEEF BURGER & CHIPS
480Kids-size Beef Burger & Fries
HUMMUS
450Sweet Pepper Hummus with Cucumber & Carrot Sticks
HAM & CHEESE QUESADILLA
540Toasted Ham & Cheese Quesadilla with Chopped Tomatoes
CHICKEN BITES
550Breaded Chicken Bites with Fries & Baked Beans
BOLOGNAISE
550Bolognaise with Pasta
MARGEHRITA PIZZA
550Pomodoro & Mozzarella
ICE CREAM
240Vanilla, Strawberry or Chocolate with Chocolate or Sprinkles
KIDS CHOCOLATE BROWNIE & ICE CREAM
370Ricotta, goat cheese, beetroot and datterini.
MOCKTAILS
ALL @ 400
GINGER-APPLE
Homemade Ginger-Apple Syrup, L ime & Ginger Topped with Sprite
PINNEAPPLE EXPRESS
Pineapple, Passion Fruit, Orange, L ime Mint, Basil & Cucumber
ELDERFLOWER ORCHARD
Elderflower, Apple Juice, Fresh Mint Topped with Soda
RHUBARB & LEMON FIZZ
Homemade Rhubarb Syrup, Lemon Juice Topped with Soda
RASPBERRY SWIZZLE
Homemade Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice Topped with Sprite
TROPIC THUNDER
Guava, Passion Fruit & Watermelon
COCKTAILS
THE FUNKY MONKEY - SHARER
1700Midori, Vodka, Malibu, Creme de Banane, Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Guava & Lime Juice. The Totally Tropical Cocktail that's Perfect to Share...or not
RASPBERRY BLUSH
800K.O.Classic Gin, Triple Sec, Raspberry Syrup Lemon Juice & Sprite & Lime Juice
PORNSTAR MARTINI
800Vanilla Stoli Vodka, Passion fruit & Orange Juice with a Side of Prosecco
PASSION FRUIT MOJITO
850Havana 3yo Rum, Fresh Passion Fruit, Mint & Soda
LEMONGRASS DAWA
800Vodka, Lemongrass Syrup & L ime Juice
TOP SHELF OLD FASHIONED
980Monkey Shoulder Whisky & Bitters on an Ice ball
SMOKED NEGRONI
850K.O.Classic Gin, Martini Rosso & Campari Smoked with Fruit Wood Chips
FRESH MOSCOW MULE
800Vodka, Ginger- L ime Juice Gomme & Soda
BASIL MARGARITA
850Olmeca Blanco Tequila, Triple Sec Basil Syrup & L ime Juice
WATERMELON-ROSEMARY MARGARITA
820Olmeca Blanco Tequila, Triple Sec, Rosemary Syrup, Watermelon & Lime Juice
PINEAPPLE-BASIL SMASH
800Vodka, Pineapple juice, Basil Leaves Gomme & Lime Juice
RHUBARB SHERBET
800Vodka, Rhubarb Syrup, Lemon Juice Soda & Sprite
ESPRESSO MARTINI
800Kalhua, Vodka & Espresso Gomme
APEROL SPRITZ
1100Aperol, Prosecco & Soda
LIMONCELLO SPRITZ
900L imoncello, Prosecco, Lemon Juice & Soda
WHISKY SOUR
850Jim Beam, Egg white, Gomme, Lemon Juice & Angostura Bitters
ELECTRIC ICE TEA
850K.O.Classic Gin, Olmeca Tequila, Havana Rum Vodka, Blue Curacao, Lemon Juice & Sprite
GRAPEFRUIT MARGARITA
850Olmeca Blanco Tequila, Aperol Grapefruit Syrup & L ime Juice
CHILLI MANGO MARGARITA
820Olmeca Blanco Tequila, Triple Sec Fresh Bullet Chilli, Mango & LIme juice
DESSERT COCKTAILS
SMOKED NEGRONI
850K.O. Classic, Martini Rosso & Campari Smoked with Fruit Wood Chips
ESPRESSO MARTINI
800Kalhua, Eristoff Vodka, Espresso Gomme
TOP SHELF OLD FASHIONED
980Monkey Shoulder Whiskey & Bitters over an Ice Ball
WHISKY SOUR
850Jim Beam, Egg White (or Aquafaba), Gomme & Lemon Juice, Angostura Bitters
RASPBERRY BLUSH
800K.O. Classic Gin, Triple Sec, Raspberry Gomme, Lemon Juice & Sprite
GIN & TONICS
SINGLE | DOUBLE
MALFY ROSA
850 | 1350Malfy Rosa served with Fresh Grapefruit Garnish & Grapefruit Tonic
TANQUERAY
850 | 1350Tanqueray served with a slice of Fresh Orange & Grapefruit Tonic
THE BOTANIST
950 | 1650Tanqueray served with a slice of Fresh The Botanist served with Fresh Lemon, Thyme & Indian Tonic
HENDRICK'S
950 | 1650Hendrick's served with Fresh Cucumber Mint & Indian Tonic
K.O. TAMBUZI
800 | 1200K.O. Tambuzi Rose & Cucumber served with Dried Orange & Connoisseurs Tonic
BROCKMANS
950 | 1400Brockmans served with Fresh Blueberries, Grapefruit & Indian Tonic
