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LIGHT BITES & SHARERS
MINI NACHOS (V/GF)
940Arrowroot Chips served with Guacamole, Tomato Salsa,
lime Yoghurt & Jalapeños.
HONEY BBQ WINGS(GF)
860Lightly Spicy, Rich & Sticky, Honey BBQ Chicken Wings.
CRISPY SQUID
1180Crispy Coated Squid with Salt, Pepper & Bullet Chilli
served with Lemon Aioli .
CHEESY CHILLI PRAWNS
1480Shelled Queen Prawns in a Cheesy Chilli Crème Fraiche
served with GG’s Bread
CROQUETAS DE CHAMPINONES
980Creamy Mushroom & Bechamel Croquetas with Smoked
Paprika Aioli
CROQUETAS DE POLLO
980Spanish Style Chicken & Bechamel Croquetas with
Smoked Paprika Aio
CAULIFLOWER BITES
980Panko Crumbed Cauliflower Florets Deep-Fried with a BBQ Dip
PITA & HUMMUS
700Rich Roasted Red Pepper Hummus served with GG”s Pita Bread
POPCORN CHICKEN
1000Crispy Coated Chicken Bites with Spiced Cumin Ketchup Dip
GAMBAS PIL PIL
1420Shelled Queen Prawns Sautéed in Garlic & Chilli Oil served with Dipping Bread
MINI FETA SAMOSAS
1100Feta & Coriander Samosas (5) Drizzled with Honey & Sesame Seeds
CHICKEN SATAY STICKS
980Thai-Style Marinated Chicken Skewers Grilled & served with a Lightly Spicy Peanut Satay Dipping Sauce
DUCK SPRING ROLLS
1100Crispy Filo Pastry with Shredded Duck Cabbage & Carrot & Sweet Chilli Dip
HONEY BBQ WINGS
940Lightly Spicy, Rich & Sticky, Honey BBQ Chicken WIngs
TUNA TATAKI
940Tuna Fillet with a Spiced Dry Rub, Seared Sliced with Ginger-Soy Dipping Sauce
SALADS
CHICKEN CAESAR
1360Succulent Chicken, Smoked Bacon, Sourdough Croutons & Lettuce
tossed through a Caesar Dressing
RAINBOW POKE BOWL
1360Chilli Tofu, Mango, Edamame Beans, Charred Sweetcorn, Avocado,
Radish, Cucumber Carrot, Sushi Rice & Sriracha Mayo
TUNA POKE BOWL
1520Asian Marinated Tuna Chunks, Edamame Beans, Sushi Rice, Avocado,
Radish & Carrot with Sriracha Mayo
ASIAN DUCK SALAD
1420Chinese Five Spice Roasted Duck Shredded with Mooli, Carrot,
Peppers, Fresh Herbs Peanuts & Spicy Asian Dressing
eat with your hands
SERVED WITH HOME FRIES
PORKY PIG TACOS
1380Slow-Cooked Pork, Charred Sweetcorn Salsa, with Spicy Cilantro
Sour Cream
SPICY FISH TACOS
1360Pan-Fried Red Snapper Bites with House Slaw, Jalapenos & Lemon
Aioli
CLUCK NORRIS TACOS
1320Honey-Glazed Chicken Thigh with Avocado Salsa, Soft Leaf Lettuce
Drizzled with Honey Mustard Sauce
VEGAN BURRITO
1280Grilled Zucchini Ribbons, Refried Beans Charred Sweetcorn Salsa, & Avocado i n a Wrap with Salad
GOURMET CHEESE DOG
1480Kaisekrainer (Pork & Cheese) Sausage with Sautéed Onions & Mixed
Peppers & Dijonnaise Sauce in a GG’s Sub
CHICKEN SOUVLAKI WRAP
1480Grilled Lemon & Garlic Marinated Chicken served in a Wrap with
Tzatziki, Salad & Greek-Style Lemon-Oregano Fries
AHI TUNA TACOS
1360Asian Marinated Tuna, Edammame Beans, Mango, Cucumber & Lime
Yoghurt
CRISPY TOFU TACOS
1280Spiced Tofu with Coleslaw, Avocado Slices & Bullet Chilli with
Sriracha Mayo
CHEEKY PRAWN TACOS
1520Spicy Pan-Fried Shrimp Loaded with Lightly Dressed Coleslaw topped
with Wasabi Mayo
MEAT FIESTA BURRITO
1620Beef Chilli, Refried Beans, Avocado Chopped Bacon, Sweetcorn Salsa Jalapeños & Cheese in a Wrap with Salad
STEAK SUB SANDWICH
1680Marinated Beef Fillet with Melted American Cheese, Sautéed Red Onion & Dijonnaise Sauce in a GG’s Sub
ASIAN DUCK WRAP
1600Chinese Five Spice Roast Duck with Cucumber, Carrot, Soft Lettuce,
Fresh Herbs & a Spicy Vietnamese Dressing
BURGERS
SERVED WITH FRIES
FUNKY'S SIGNATURE
1520Homemade Beef Patty with Smk'd Bacon & Cheese, Jalapeños &
Dijonnaise Sauce
JERK KUKU BURGER
1640Spicy Jamaican Jerked Chicken Thigh with Grilled Pineapple, Crunchy
House Slaw, Corriander & Cooling Lime Yoghurt
TRIPLE SMASH BURGER
17203 Smash Patties layered with Melted Cheese with Sautéed Onions,
Lettuce & Funky's Burger Sauce
SMOKESTACK BURGER
1500Homemade Beef Patty with Gherkins Onion Rings, Cheese & Smoky
BBQ Sauce
THE V-GASM BURGER
1460Three Bean Patty with Sautéed Wild Mushrooms, American Cheddar & Funky's Burger Sauce
BBQ PULLED PORK BURGER
1560Slow-Cooked Pork with BBQ Sauce Gherkins & Spicy Cilantro Sauce
with Crunchy House Coleslaw
MAINS
CHILLI-LIME TUNA
1520Seared Yellowfin Tuna served with ChilliLime Cucumber Ribbons & Rice
JERK CHICKEN BOWL
1580Jamaican Jerk Marinated Chicken Thigh served with Chilli Pineapple Chunks, Beans & Rice
WHOLE FRIED FISH
1780Whole Red Snapper Dressed with Garlic & Ginger served with Crispy Ugali Fries
GARLIC PRAWNS
2690Shell on King Prawns steamed in White Wine and Garlic Butter served with Fries & Salad
PAN-FRIED SNAPPER (GF)
1620Pan-Fried Snapper served with a Mango Salsa & Rice
CHEESY CHILLI CAULIFLOWER
1340Steamed Cauliflower Florets in a Cheesy Chilli Crème Fraîche with GG’s Sourdough
STEAK W/ CHIMICHURRI
1880Pan-Fried Fillet Steak Sliced & topped with Chimichurri Sauce served with Fries & Salad
CHICKEN SCHNITZEL
1520Breadcrumbed Chicken Breast with a Creamy Mushroom Sauce served with New Potatoes & Salad
COLOGNE CURRYWURST
1520Kaisekrainer (Pork & Cheese) Sausage topped with Caramelised Onions a Rich Curry Sauce on a bed of Fries
TRADITIONAL FISH & CHUNKY CHIPS
1680Lightly Battered Snapper served with Chunky Chips, Pea Puree & Tartar Sauce
FRUTTI DI MARE LINGUINE
1680Sautéed Prawns with Gouda & Cream Tossed through Linguine Pasta & Cherry Tomatoes
SPINACH & RICOTTA RAVIOLI
1740Spinach & Ricotta Ravioli with a Creamy Sun-Dried Tomato Sauce
CHICKEN SKEWERS
1460Spinach & Ricotta Ravioli with a Creamy Sun-Dried Tomato Sauce
MAC’N’CHEESE
1520Limuru Cheddar & Gouda Mac’N’Cheese served with Garlic Bread & Salad
SURF 'N' TURF
3540Pan-fried Fillet Steak & Prawns with Garlic Butter served with New Potatoes French Beans & Salad
STEAK & MUSHROOM SAUCE
1880Sirloin Steak served with Mashed Potatoes & Creamy Mushroom Sauce
SWAHILI CURRY
SNAPPER - 1520/ CHICKEN - 1460 / VEGGIE (VG) - 1380A Coastal Classic! Traditional Swahili Curry served with Basmati Rice & Kachumbari with either:
SIDES
HOUSE FRIES
350UGALI FRIES
350MASALA FRIES
400NEW POTATOES
350SIDE SALAD
300COLESLAW
300FRENCH BEANS
200RICE
300BREAD
100DESSERTS
ICE CREAM
240Vanilla / Toffee-Almond Crunch / Strawberry / Mint Chocolate Chip Tropical Coconut (Non Dairy) / Lemon Sorbet / Raspberry Sorbet
TROPICAL ETON MESS
650Broken Pieces of Meringue with Chunks of Mango, Chantilly Cream & Passion Fruit
BROWNIE & ICE CREAM
680Warmed Chocolate Brownie with Vanilla Ice Cream
CINNAMON ROLL
460Homemade Cinnamon Roll Pastry Warmed & topped with a Rich Butter Cream Sauce
DESSERT TACOS
680Fluffy Pancake Taco Shells filled with Meringue, Chantilly Cream, Toasted Almond Brittle & Raspberry Coulis
RASPBERRY & WHITE
CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE
680 Smooth White Chocolate & Raspberry Cheesecake with a Buttery Biscuit Base
HOT FUDGE SUNDAE
9003 Scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Brownie Pieces & Hot Fudge Sauce topped with Chantilly Cream
COFFEE
Americano
250Cappucino
250 /double 270Latte
280Espresso
Single 220 | Double250Hot Chocolate
250Tea
250Add Oat Milk
100KIDS
BEEF BURGER & CHIPS
480Kids-size Beef Burger & Fries
HUMMUS
450Sweet Pepper Hummus with Cucumber & Carrot Sticks
HAM & CHEESE QUESADILLA
540Toasted Ham & Cheese Quesadilla with Chopped Tomatoes
CHICKEN BITES
550Breaded Chicken Bites with Fries & Baked Beans
BOLOGNAISE
550Bolognaise with Pasta
MARGEHRITA PIZZA
550Pomodoro & Mozzarella
ICE CREAM
240Vanilla, Strawberry or Chocolate with Chocolate or Sprinkles
KIDS CHOCOLATE BROWNIE & ICE CREAM
370Ricotta, goat cheese, beetroot and datterini.
MOCKTAILS
ALL @ 400
GINGER-APPLE
Homemade Ginger-Apple Syrup, L ime & Ginger Topped with Sprite
PINNEAPPLE EXPRESS
Pineapple, Passion Fruit, Orange, L ime Mint, Basil & Cucumber
ELDERFLOWER ORCHARD
Elderflower, Apple Juice, Fresh Mint Topped with Soda
RHUBARB & LEMON FIZZ
Homemade Rhubarb Syrup, Lemon Juice Topped with Soda
RASPBERRY SWIZZLE
Homemade Raspberry Syrup, Lemon Juice Topped with Sprite
TROPIC THUNDER
Guava, Passion Fruit & Watermelon
COCKTAILS
THE FUNKY MONKEY - SHARER
1700Midori, Vodka, Malibu, Creme de Banane, Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Guava & Lime Juice. The Totally Tropical Cocktail that's Perfect to Share...or not
RASPBERRY BLUSH
900K.O.Classic Gin, Triple Sec, Raspberry Syrup Lemon Juice & Sprite & Lime Juice
MADAFU HIGHBALL
960Fresh & Clear, Cape Gooseberry Infused Tequila Twist
PORNSTAR MARTINI
900Passion Fruit & Smooth Vanilla Vodka with a Side of Prosecco - Naughty!
DHOW DROP
960Refreshingly Savoury Whisky Tribute to the Classic Pilau Dish
PASSION FRUIT MOJITO
920A Refreshing Classic with Bacardi Rum, Fresh Passion Fruit, Fresh Mint & Soda Water
LIMONCELLO SPRITZ
990Lemony, Lovely, Bubbly, Limoncello & Prosecco
LEMONGRASS DAWA
900Aromatic Lemongrass Twist on the Classic Kenyan Vodka Cocktail
SMOKED NEGRONI
950Bittersweet Campari, K.O.Classic Gin, & Vermouth Smoked with Apple Wood Chips
ESSPRESSO MARTINI
940A Rich Coffee & Vodka Wake Up Call
HIBISCUS GINGER MEZCALITA
1100Margarita’s Smokey Sister, Convite Mezcal with a Rich Hibiscus & Ginger Cordial
WATERMELON-ROSEMARY
MARGARITA
920 Summertime Garden Margarita Vibes
FLAMINGO
980A Tropical Blend of Rums & Campari Creating an Uplifting Sundowner
TANGERINE DREAM
940Drift Along on Tangerine & Tanqueray Daydream!
TREE OF LIFE
940Boabab Infused Stoli with Delicate Coastal Fruits & Flowers
EL MINION
960Bananary, Tequilary & Despicably Good. Just Ask Kevin!
RHUBARB SHERBET
940Sweet and Sour, Like the Candy! Rhubarb & Citrus Cordial with Vodka
PINEAPPLE-BASIL SMASH
900PINEAPPLE-BASIL SMASH
APEROL SPRITZ
1100Bittersweet Aperol & Prosecco Favourite
WHISKY SOUR
950Jim Beam Bourbon, Lemon & Angostura Bitters - Smooth & Sour
ELECTRIC ICE TEA
950A Good Shock to the System - Strong with a Touch of Sweetness & it’s Blue!
FRESH MOSCOW MULE
900Fresh Ginger Juice & Vodka Based Long Drink
GRAPEFRUIT MARGARITA
950Tequila with Grapefruit & Citrus Cordial for a Glass of Zesty Freshness
CHILLI MANGO MARGARITA
920A Spicy, Fruity Fiesta of a Margarita Twist
COCONUT DAIQUIRI
900Clarified Coconut, Pineapple & Gold Rum Beachalicious!
DESSERT COCKTAILS
SMOKED NEGRONI
950K.O. Classic, Martini Rosso & Campari Smoked with Fruit Wood Chips
ESPRESSO MARTINI
940Kalhua, Eristoff Vodka, Espresso Gomme
TOP SHELF OLD FASHIONED
1080Monkey Shoulder Whiskey & Bitters over an Ice Ball
WHISKY SOUR
950Jim Beam, Egg White (or Aquafaba), Gomme & Lemon Juice, Angostura Bitters
RASPBERRY BLUSH
940K.O. Classic Gin, Triple Sec, Raspberry Gomme, Lemon Juice & Sprite
